"Ohhh.....You better watch out!
You better not cry!
Better not pout, I'm telling you why....
Ca-ta-logs Are Already Comin' To Town!"
I don't know if USPS mail deliverers in every state of this country are already having to play catalog Santa and stuff their cars, trucks and bags with extra pounds of gift catalogs, but our mail deliverer is. This should not be happening in mid-October. Monthly bills should not have to vie for mail box space with holiday gift ideas catalogs before frost is on a pumpkin and kids have made themselves sick with Halloween candy.
"Make a list, check it twice; gonna find out who's naughty or nice; Ca-ta-logs Are Already Comin' To Town!"
better. I'll blame her. A couple years ago I saw something in a Everything Horses catalog that I knew she'd like and ordered it. I'm 99.67% sure that the catalogs we get about corral fencing, trail riding, horse feed, saddles, leather
goods and Native American jewelry are because of that single purchase.
Good thing I didn't buy her an actual horse. Imagine the catalogs that purchase would have inspired.
better be wise
better not buy too much at one time 'cause....
Moooore Ca-ta-logs Are Comin' To Town!"